Things to know for no reason.
Things To Know for no reason. (part 2)HOLY SHIT ALASKA DOES NOT FUCK AROUND
THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO
I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.
modern day tolkien elves
modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open
modern day elves straightening each other hair
modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow
modern day elves shooting with compound bows
just modern day elves
"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"
"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"
From Justice League of America #53 (March 2011)
This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless; the people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots, we have…dragons.